#no brain cell

[inspiredrawaw]

I hope Marvin and Jackie’s dynamic in the comic books is

“He’s an idiot, oh no that’s MY idiot”

This is both Jackie and Marvin’s POV

[hellomagicalsouls]

sometimes if im really bored, i try and imagine what handshake me and Isaac would have if i was part o he team and every time it end in him being severely annoyed by me because i cant remember things like at all.

anyways stan Moe Bumbercatch he a literal swiss bitch

[pastelchaos12]

These two are stupid and I love them

(Also posted this on Reddit ages ago lol)

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

[emilyjunk]

are you aware your latest fic (great btw) is tagged as major character death? just wanted to let you know if you didn’t!

Thanks for letting me know! What a silly mistake

[leisi-lilacdreams]

[animatedtext]

[eggbertith]

i do not want to hear SHIT about how "jinx is a better big sibling than vi and vi sucked." jinx is going to be a good older sister because she had a good older sister end of discussion

[gunstellations]

rival battle ⚔️

[reactionimagesdaily]

[egg-noodle]

Spider web collar.

[frownyalfred]

ok I know Jason + guns is usually an angsty combo but imagine a cracky fic where Jason really needs a fast, moving target for practice and Clark is like *shrug* I'm bulletproof, let's try it! and this results in Clark doing weird swoops around Jason who's firing his guns with both hands. and also Clark is wearing one of Bruce's bullet proof vest prototypes 1) to see where the bullets hit AND 2) to get some live data on efficacy for Bruce later (he doesn't know this yet and it's not going to go over well, but it was definitely well-intentioned)

[your-dark-desire]

I have a challenge for all you good girls and boys out there

It's called Interval Edging

All you need is:

Discipline

A timer

A stopwatch

Your favourite toy

Something to drink

Bonuslevel: clamps and a plug

Step 1 : You start out by setting a stopwatch and then edging yourself slowly but intensely until you are so close to the brink of orgasm that you are having a hard time stopping.

Step 2 : But you stop. Now you stop the stopwatch and look at how long you took.. and then take a sip of water

Step 3 - ∞ : Give yourself a minute to catch your breath. Now you set a countdown that's the length of the time you took (last round) and subtract 10 seconds. Then you start edging until the timer is over without taking any breaks. When the timer is finished you stop and take big sip of water.

And then you repeat step 3.

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Do this until you are a moaning and dripping mess and you can't trust yourself to not come with the next touch.

When you inevitably have to give up spank your raw genitals the number of full minutes (rounded up) left on the timer and say "thank you for disciplining me" with each hit

Have fun ❤️

Oh and obviously you are not allowed to go to the toilet before you finish the challenge.

Bonuslevel: Everytime you skip the minute mark when subtracting the 10 seconds put on your nipple clamps and insert your plug for the next round.

[sweetapplecurry]

I know they’re in different eras/time periods, but could you imagine if they weren’t?

Based off this (x)

[lex-in-superposition]

Reading HtN I was like: “aww, I see! This is all part of a clever scheme Harrow! What is your masterful endgame I wonder?”

And then it’s literally just: